The Porch of All Sorts

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Call in your carryout order:
Phone (513) 774-9697
Lunch & Dinner Specials DAILY!

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Starters
Wings
Salads
Wraps and Quesadillas
After 5...
Soups
Just KIDding
Beverages
Desserts
Sides
Burgers
Sandwiches


The Porch of all sorts boasts an extensive menu and you’re
sure to find something that will fit your tastes!

Don't forget to ask your server about our daily specials!

Just for Starters

Nachos Grande'

Porch Chili topped with cheese, tomatoes, onions, jalapenos, and sour cream smothering a bed of nacho chips. $7.99

Chipotle Chicken Nachos

Chunks of chicken sauteed in lime juice Chipotle, smothered in cheddar cheese, over a bed of nachos.
$8.99

"Porch" Cheese Fries

A pile of goldens fries mothered with mozzarella, cheddar cheese, and bacon crumbles,with ranch dressing on the side.
Enough for two $6.99

Quesadilla Rolls

Mesquite grilled chicken combined with Monteray jack cheese, veggies and spices wrapped in tortilla shells. Served with spicy ranch. $6.99

Artichoke Dip w/Dippers

This rich dip is sprinkled with parmesan and mozzarella cheese. Served with tortilla chips or celery. $6.99

Sampler Platter

Wings, tenders, quesadilla rolls, cheese stix and Saratoga chips served w/ anch, marinara & BBQ $10.99

 

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Cheesy Stix

Lightly breaded mozzarella cheese fried golden brown
And served w/ marinara $6.99

Potato Skins

Loaded with cheddar and mozzarella cheese,
toppedw/ bacon and green onions,
w/ sour cream on the side. $6.99

Fried Pickles

Thinly sliced breaded fried pickles served w/ our spicy Ranch sauce $5.99


Chicken Potstickers

The Asian classic topped w/ sesame seeds and
Served w/ teriyaki glaze $6.99

Breaded Mushrooms

Deep fried, seasoned and served w/ our Horsey sauce $5.99

Mexican Pizza

12 inch tortilla loaded with cheddar, tomatoes, onions, lettuce and jalapenos. Finished with sour cream, black olives & chives
Chicken $7.99/Beef $7.49/Combo$7.49

Krabby Cakes

Deliciously crabby! Served with our special lemon sauce. $7.99

Straight from Buffalo

YOUR CHOICE OF WING SAUCES – MEDIUM, HOT, XTRA HOT, SPICY GARLIC, TERIYAKI, CHIPOTLE & JERK EXTRA SAUCE $ .50

Buffalo Shrimp

10 Tiger shrimp breaded and fried just right
dipped in your favorite sauce $8.49

Buffalo Tenders

4 chunky tenders... Any way you want
$6.99

Pound ‘O’ Wings

By our scale...These SCARE taht big wing joint!
$7.49

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Salads

Porch Caesar Salad

Our classic Caesar of romaine lettuce, croutons and parmesan cheese $5.99
Add chicken $2.49 or rib-eye steak $3.49.
$1.00 extra for blackened
 

Greek Salad

Mixed greens topped with tomatoes, red onions, black & green olives, Feta cheese, with a greek vinaigrette dressing. $6.99
Add chicken $2.49. Blackened , add $1.00

The "Back Porch" Salad

Garden greens tossed with black and green olives, pepperoni, green onions, tomatoes, eggs and parmesan cheese. Dressed with our light Italian, and served with garlic toast. $6.49

Southwestern Chicken Salad

Battered Buffalo chicken pieces over mixed greens with hard-boiled egg, mushrooms, tomatoes and croutons. Topped with a warm Southwestern dressing. $8.99

Porch "Wedge" Salad
Onions, green peppers, a wedge of lettuce, tomatoes and cheese $3.99

Add bleu cheese crumbles $.50
Choose from the following dressings:

Ranch, Blue Cheese, Honey Mustard, Light Italian, Balsamic Vinegarette, Parmesan Peppercorn, 1000 Island
and French.

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Wraps and Quesadillas

Chicken Quesadilla

A large flour tortilla stuffed with spicy chicken and cheese. Garnished with chives and black olives. Served with sour cream and salsa on the side. $6.99

Veggie Quesadilla

A flour tortilla spread with our famous spinach dip, with chopped tomatoes, mushrooms and melted mozzarella. Served with our special lemon sauce. $7.49

Cheeseburger Quesadilla

Classic quesadilla stuffed w/ ground beef, cheddar, Lettuce, tomato, topped w/ green onions.
Served w/ Cajun mayonnaise $6.99

Buffalo Chicken Wrap

Buffalo tenders, in your choice of sauce, cheddar,
Lettuce and tomato in a 12 inch tortilla $7.99

Sub Chipotle chicken for a real treat!

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Chicken Caeser Wrap

Take our porch caeser and wrap it in a 10 inch tortilla. Served with broccoli slaw. $7.99

Philly Wrap

A traditional beef or chicken philly wrapped in a 10-inch tortilla with sauteed onions, green peppers and melted Swiss cheese. Served with Broccoli slaw. $7.49

Porch Tostadas

2 open faced tacos on crunchy flour tortillas topped w/ taco meat, queso, lettuce, tomato, ranch,
green onions and black olives $7.49


Burgers

ALL BURGERS ARE SERVED WITH CHIPS & PICKLE. SUBSTITUUTE FRENCH FRIES OR ONION STRAWS $1.50

Angus Burger

The size alone should make you fall in love with this one. A full certified Angus 1/2 pounder served on on onion bun w/ lettuce & tomato $6.99

D.A. Burger

Our traditional burger smothered with double American cheese and grilled onions, served on an English muffin $5.99
Named after the Landlord!

Turkey Burger

Ground white turkey on a wheat bun,
Trimmed w/ lettuce & tomato $6.49


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Black & Blue Burger

This gourmet burger starts with lean ground beef, cooked to order, blackened and stuffed with bleu cheese. Served on rye with swiss, grilled onions, lettuce and tomato. Finished with bleu cheese dressing. $6.99


"Porch Burger"

An 8oz. juicy top sirloin burger with sauteed mushrooms, bacon, jack and cheddar cheese, lettuce and tomato. Topped with crispy onion straws on an onion bun. $7.99

"Build your own" Burger

Up to 4 toppings. $7.49


Sandwiches

ALL SANDWICHES ARE SERVED WITH CHIPS & PICKLE. SUBSTITUUTE FRENCH FRIES OR ONION STRAWS FOR $1.50.

Pulled Pork BBQ

On a wheat bun with cole slaw on the side.
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE " TEXAS T" $6.49

Texas "T" Pork Tenderloin

A Porch sized breaded pork tenderloin on a hoagie bun with lettuce, tomato, mayo, and a pickle.

$6.99

Grilled Chicken Sandwich

Choose Plain, BBQ, or Teriyaki with lettuce and tomato on a wheat bun. $6.99
Make it a Club wiht bacon and melted cheddar $1.00

Cajun Chicken

Blackened New Orleans style & completed with a tangy BBQ sauce, w/lettuce & tomato, on a wheat bun. $6.99

Prime Rib Sandwich

Grilled and blackened prime rib on an onion bun, smothered with sauteed onions and Swiss cheese. $7.99

Turkey Club

Our famous double decker on your choice of white or wheat bread with gobs of turkey, bacon, Swiss, lettuce, tomato and mayo. $6.99
Or as a single $6.49

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Buffalo Chicken

Deep-fried chicken breast dipped in our hot-wing sauce with bleu cheese dressing served on a wheat bun with lettuce and tomato $7.29

Rueben

Your choice of corned beef or turkey served as the Classic Rueben. $6.49

Blackened Fish

Icelandic cod seasoned with Cajun spices for that "blackened" taste. Served on rye bread $7.99

Walleye

Huge, lightly breaded, with tartar sauce on the side, served on rye bread. $8.99

Icelandic Cod

Lightly breaded, with tartar sauce on the side, served on rye bread. $7.99

Double Decker BLT

The "classic" bacon, lettuce, tomato-stacked twice on your choice of bread $6.99- or as a single $6.29

After Five...

ALL DINNER ITEMS SERVED WITH YOUR CHOICE OF 2 SIDE ITEMS

Cajun Chicken

Our Cajun chicken served over mexican rice. $10.99

New Orleans ' Blackened Fish

Icelandic Cod seasoned with a blend of Cajun spices for that famous "blackened" taste. Served with Mexican Rice. $10.99

Baked Stuffed Cod

Icelandic Cod baked with imitation crab stuffing and topped with mozzarella cheese. $11.99


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Flat Iron Steak

8 oz. lean shoulder chuck, seasoned and chargrilled to temp $12.99
Try it blackened for $1.00 extra

Ribeye Steak

10 oz., topped with onion straws. $15.99
Try it blackened for a $1.00 extra.

"Back" Porch Ribs

Coated with our own special "rub", baked in the oven for hours, finished on the char-broiler and served our own barbeque sauce. Available as Regular slab $12.99 or King Que slab. $19.99

Soups

Baked French Onion Soup

Our own special recipe, served with croutons and mozzerella cheese melted over the side. $3.29

Soup of the Day

Priced accordingly

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Mom's Yesterday Chili

This hearty soup is make with plenty of meat and beans. $3.29
Load it up with shredded cheddar $.50 and onions $.10 additional

Just KIDding!

12 AND UNDER
ALL KIDS MEALS INCLUDE BEVERAGE!

Grilled Cheese with fries $3.99
Kid burger with fries $3.99
Cheese Quesadilla with fries $3.99
Chicken tenders with fries $3.99

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Sides

Onion Straws

French Fries

Saratoga Chips

Sweet Potato Fries

Veggie of the Day

Ruffles

Each $2.99

 

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Desserts
Servati’s

Fat Brownie $4.59
Funky Monkey $4.59
Key Lime Pie $4.59

 

Beverages

24oz. Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Giner Ale $2.29- 1 Free Refill
Iced Tea, Coffee, Rasberry Ice Tea $2.29- 1 Free Refill
Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice, Lemonade- $2.29
Bottled Water- $1.00

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Download our menu for a full list of Wines and Beers.